Songs

=Director's Note:= We are extremely happy to announce that we have chosen our songs. They are in the process of getting cleaned up, but this is a pretty much definite list of songs in order.
 * 1) Soulja Boy (Colin)
 * 2) Hard Knock Life (Jeremy)
 * 3) This Girl Just Wants to Get Some (Andrew S)
 * 4) Copacabana (Kristen H)
 * 5) Jesse's Girl (Jacob)
 * 6) I Just Can't Wait to Be King (Kyle)
 * 7) Uptown Girl (Sam)
 * 8) One Week (Jacob)
 * 9) Dancing Queen (Andrew V)
 * 10) Big Yellow Taxi (Sarah N)

Thanks to everyone who put in their best effort into their songs. These do mostly represent the best submissions, because we were not able to use all of the best submissions due to the script. We tried to fit as many as we could (as you can see by the large list and the fact we have double the amount of songs that we need).

Here is a file containing all of their parody lyrics.

Again, thanks everyone for their hard work.

~Jacob and Sam

=J-Mart's Spiel:=

Song Parodies

Things to Consider:

1. Choose songs that most people know (avoid obscure tunes) 2. Select songs that have easily accessible karoke versions 3. Consider playing live music for certain songs 4. You must have at least one song per act; more songs are always welcome 5. Song selection makes or breaks the show

Samples


 * "Alpha Mash" (to the tune of "Monster Mash")**

I was hatching in the lab Late one night When my eyes beheld An amazing sight When my Alpha from his bottle Began to hatch And suddenly to my surprise

He did the mash He did the Alpha Mash The Alpha Mash It was a casting smash He did the mash They hatched in a flash The Alpha Mash It's called the Alpha Mash


 * "Friends" Theme Song (to DHC)**

So no one told you life was gonna be this way You have a son, no fun, and Linda's old and grey And how embarassing she called you dear When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year And, you're a father now! With your own savage boy You're a father now! Also, Linda's a whore You're a father now! And you don't have a jooooooooob!


 * "Savage Man" (to the tune of "Piano Man")**

Now, I'm aall alone in the Wilderness By the lighthouse a garden is plantd I whip myself as I think of you, And wish you were never decanted

Hello, Reporter, you there watching me, Go away, please leave me alone, Cause I'm mad, and I'm sad and seek solitude Can't you tell just by what you've been shown

La la la, de de la La le, de de da da da

Sing me a song, I'm a savage man, Sing me a song tonight, Well you're all in the mood for a feely and Soma's got you feeling alright


 * We Want the Whip (to the tune of "We Will Rock You")**

Savage you'r ea guy, make a grown man cry With the thick red lines running cross your spine You got blood on your face, fascinate our race Cracking that whip all over the place

We want, we want THE WHIP! We want, we want THE WHIP!


 * "I Want You the Savage Way" (to the tune of Backstreet Boys "I Want it That Way")**

You are Lenina You make me sceam-a Believe when I say I want you the savage way

You are a Beta-Plus You're Great-a Believe when I say I want you the savage way

Tell me why-eee Everyone belongs to everyone Tell me why-eee You think soma is so much fun Tell me why I never wanna see the day When my child is hatched in a factory